After learning so much magic at Trickshop, I decided to see how much magic I could learn online without have to pay for anything. A few quick searches found me pointed to Mallusionist.com. I couldn't believe it! Here were magic tricks I'd seen Criss Angel, David Blaine, David Copperfield, and my weird Uncle Hal do, all explained in incredible detail but using small words so that I could actually understand what they were talking about. I immediately invited my next-door neighbor, Marsha Hottington, over so that I could try out my new knowledge (and, incidentally, be reminded how southern California summer weather whittles away at her clothing). I tried sawing her in half right off. It didn't quite work out as planned, and, well, the police came and there will be an inquest and stuff. I guess I need more practice.