I enjoy my privacy, and I realize that running a Web site like The Quote Whore can lead to certain difficulties (such as attacks from people who think the word "whore" is offensive to women or who are under the impression that this is a collection of quotations by or about prostitutes, which now that I think of it might be interesting but really isn't within my skill set). So anyway, that's why I operate this site through Pants Aflame Productions.
Pants Aflame registers everything for me and takes care of all the paperwork so that nothing here's in my name. If you want to send me a box full of rabid pit bulls because you're peeved that I took $15 from someone you hate and said nice things about them, you're going to have a heck of a time finding my street address. So when you come right down to it, I probably wouldn't be alive today if it wasn't for Pants Aflame Productions.
You should hire them for something. Or just send them money. It's the right thing to do.