Until recently, I didn't know a thing about magic. I could barely shuffle a deck of cards, and the closest I'd ever gotten to reading minds was realizing that the burning look in my wife's eye means I've forgotten our anniversary again. Well, that all changed when I found Trickshop.com.
For less than I'd spend on a decent pair of toenail clippers, I was able to purchase and download a document that showed me more than 200 ways to force someone to pick a certain card out of a deck of cards. Not just suggest, not just influence, but FORCE! Talk about RAW POWER! Ten minutes later I'm in my boss' office betting him double or nothing on my salary that I could predict what card he'd pick from a shuffled deck. Eleven minutes later, I'm a much wealthier man. Back to Trickshop.com, a few more bucks, and I learned how to levitate, read people's minds, and make psychic predictions based on The Da Vinci Code -- all at the same time.
Seriously, if you're not going to go over to Trickshop.com right now and spend a ton of money, then I just don't know what's wrong with you.
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