Sunday, July 02, 2006

The Quote Whore Welcomes Your Money!

What is The Quote Whore? That's easy. The Quote Whore is a blog that completely gives up on all pretense of neutrality. I'm here to say great, glowing things about stuff that I like, and as it turns out I like pretty much anything that anyone is willing to pay me to say I like.

What are the limits? No limits. You want me to say I love your book, your movie, your product? No problem -- just show me the money. You want to hear praise for your team, your home town, your show, your boss, your writing, or you personally? Not a problem. Want to hear how gorgeous you are? How great your girlfriend is? How much your poetry doesn't suck? I'm ready, willing, and available.

So, to get things started, let's put a few things out on the carpet. Will I lie for you? So long as it won't get me sued, sure! Will I discuss things I know nothing about? Absolutely! Will my posts about things I know nothing about be accurate? Probably not, but hey -- it's advertising! It's not supposed to be accurate! Do you have any control over what I say? Nope! I promise it'll be positive, but that's as far as it goes.

What does it cost you ask? Good question. One paragraph on this blog will run you $15. Two is $25. You want me to go to town on the subject? $100. What could be easier? I'll gladly accept call-to-action money, too.

How do you sign up? Use the "Hire the Whore" links in the right-hand column to get started (using PayPal) or drop me a note using the contact link.

If you're not interested in hiring The Quote Whore, I suggest that you spend some time clicking through the ads on this site. It's for your own good.

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